英文笑话简短

#开心一刻#老陈：美女，basecoco这个词语是什么意思？（美女英语过了八级，却怎么也回答不上来，她反问我）美女：这到底是什么意思啊？老陈：你拼读一下就知道了。

美女：（恍然大悟）原来是个背时壳壳呀？

有关简短的爆笑英文小笑话：All RightHurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited. “Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just make an illegal turn.””I guess it’s all right.” my daughter replied, “The police car behind us did the same thing.”没关系我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的。

“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。

“我刚才拐弯是违章的。

”“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。

”Gardening GlovesFor months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, “Well, you’ll notice that my hands are bare.”Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. “Happy birthday,” he said, as Iunwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.园艺手套几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。

生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物。

我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。

”那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物。

“生日快乐!”他说。

我打开一看：里面包着一双园艺手套。

The lowest grade”Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don’t think I deserve a zero.””Neither do I. But that’s the lowest grade I’m allowed to give.”最低分学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。

我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。

”老师：“我也是。

但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”